When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.
I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.
by franc black May 5, 2013
Get the salty simonmug. A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015
Get the Simple Simonmug. 
When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!
by Anjuna February 4, 2022
Get the Do a Simonemug. by Celunyx November 9, 2011
Get the Simon Chapmanmug. 
by THEJKR May 28, 2014
Get the connor simonmug.