Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.

Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010

shlong

a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.

when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.

by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003

shlong it up

to fuck or hit with a shlong

eyo those are some hot chicks lets shlong them up

by j money August 23, 2003

Shlongoid

See Dongus

We painted a shlongoid on his face while he was sleeping

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

shlong island tea

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.

Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.

by Smewsailing August 20, 2013

Chaka Shlong

A huge penis that gets a lot of action...from men.

I picked up some male strippers and rocked the chaka shlong all night in the telly!

by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008

30 inch long shlong

What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.

"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"

by The Pee Pee Master August 25, 2019