SHABOINGER

A Shaboinger is a substance that can only be consumed with a beverage but it mostly consumed with a shaboing(the shaboingers offspring) consuming even just one shaboinger with no beverage can amount to be incredibly difficult however, only 6 shaboingers should be consumed at a time without a beverage. If you are to try to consume 6 it is cautioned that you have a very experienced medical team with you BUT dont get cocky you idiot, if you try to consume even ONE MORE SHABOINGER youll experience instantaneous death upon the shaboinger touching your tongue. but in the bright side, you can consume 11 shaboingers with a beverage and if you are lucky enough tobhave a shaboing, you can consume 12 shaboingers.

“Whats the cause of death”
“He tried to have 7 shaboingers with no beverage”

by Tobi5158 March 20, 2023

Sober Shaming

Sober shaming is making someone feel uncomfortable for not drinking. When we sober shame, we make others feel like their decision not to drink is wrong, boring, or even offensive

Drunk girl : Do you drink?

Sober dude: No
Drunk girl : Your so boring!!!
Sober dude: Stop sober shaming!!!

by Junkie69420 August 16, 2021

shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

slut shaming

calling someone (most likely a female) a thot, hoe, whore, etc for their actions, and taking it into extreme by calling them those names. sometimes by the choices they make or the clothes they wear.

ashley: “omg did you see the nudes lisa was sending to jermey?”

jalyah: “omg she’s such a hoe”

kaylie: “she already feels low of herself. plus, she’s your friend. no need to be slut shaming her!”

by Bash me April 27, 2019

Shamming

A slang term referring to drinking a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds, which only has Shamrock Shakes for a month around St. Patricks day.

Dude, last night we went shamming, and it was fucking great man.

by Mcdonald love December 31, 2009

shaming

shaming is when a guy is raped in the ass.
possibly the most shameful thing that could ever happen to them.

I caught adam shaming jim for stealing his pencil, it looked like it hurt.

by SodhaPop January 27, 2008

Seasoning

To watch an entire television season in one sitting.

We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.

by Karb September 1, 2013