Wipe Scratch

Used by people experiencing irritable rectal itch (skin irritation in the anus & surrounding area), a wipe scratch is used as a method of relieving the itch. The subject simply takes a handful of wadded (or neatly folded depending on perference) toilet paper and violently wipes the irritated area. The motion is usually done front to back although back to front is certainly acceptable as a means of equal relief. Often times the method of scratching is said to create blood, which may be caused by already existing gashes in the anus, which could be from hard stools. The method is becoming increasingly popular as a means of anus scratching as scratching with bare fingers is both unsanitary as well as dangereous.

"Please excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to wipe scratch, I'll be right back"

by ass scratch December 29, 2008

Scraper

This is a car (commonly a Buick) that is like a bucket with nice rims and a clean paint job.

Look at that scraper down the block wit those tight rims

by JazzyBooBoo March 25, 2005

scraper

gas break dip... then scrape
box chev sittin on sumthin nice, and dem buicks
"SL nuttin it's a scraper mayne"
old school car dats dipped to da fullest

scraper candy paint,hyphy out da window shaken dem dreads dipped wit dye. Like Whaaaaa... yadadamean
white t-shirt blue jeans and nikes all day urrday swingin da scraper out here in da yay!!!

by babygurrl141510 January 30, 2005

Hollywood Scratch

When in a blockbuster action film, after the main actor has saved the world, killed hundreds of arabs/russians/aliens/zombies (delete as appropriate) and survived several other deadly situations, he comes out with only a small scratch on his face, which usually actually makes him look cooler, instead of looking battered, tired and pissed off like he would in real life.

The {Hollywood Scratch} is often seen im anything by arnold schwarzenegger or sylvester stallone:
Person 1: 'Jesus Arnie just saved the world, but he looks fine. He's only got a little cut on him'
Person 2: 'This isn't real man, its Hollywood, and that's not a real cut, its a Hollywood Scratch '

by Dilated_Junkie September 10, 2005

scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

your mum is a dookie up glamookie scrat beaver glameaver doooooooooooooookie soulja boy ak 47 biatch

by scrat master of munters clack May 9, 2011

Scratch

A word used in place of words proven too vulgar for the situation; Slang terminology for inappropriate words in a professional scenario.

You’re being a Scratch; Scratch off; Oh Scratch; Scratch that

by Samuel Schnitzel January 19, 2021

hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008