pooter scooter

its a scooter made out of assholes

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences

by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008

scooter

a car

He be flassin' in his new scooter

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Honey Nut Scooters

A name for a person who eats smegma, a honey nut, as a daily event.

Kyle is such a Honey Nut Scooters. He has honey nuts every day for breakfast.

by KHop October 23, 2007

Scooter

A secret word for a black person; A racial slur.

Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.

by Scooooota. November 1, 2009

scooter bug

A very Awsome southern guy who does not like any northern people. He is crazy and funny and very sarcastic at sometimes.

Hey did you see that guy over their, he is Scooter Bug.

by Mr.Bean287373 January 13, 2016

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

Scooter

A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.

Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?

by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011