salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 24, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

White Salmon

A crystalline tropane alkaloid also known as cocaine. The derivation of "white salmon" coming from the idea that those that use cocaine tend to have runny noses. In inhaling the white powder, one can image the powder going upstream against the flow of the runny nose....as salmon do. Convoluted? Perhaps. Ingenious? Quite.

1. In the end, Henry Hill's downfall as a mobster is undoubtedly attributed to his involvement in the trafficking and usage of the white salmon.

2. Crack is wack. White salmon is the SHIT.

by M. Schneider December 24, 2007

Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

wet salmon

Refers to a female who does not do anything during sex except lie there and take it.

"Rachel Geese is a wet salmon in bed."

by Mathias Bramson April 26, 2008

salmon helmet

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008