The only way to express sarcasm via text.
When one is speaking, sarcasm can be portrayed by starting both their hands above their ahead and creating semi circles.
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When one is speaking, sarcasm can be portrayed by starting both their hands above their ahead and creating semi circles.
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by Big Gigger March 6, 2026
Get the Sarcasm mug."My friend asked me if her pants made her look fat, and I replied it ain't the pants..." - she did not appreciate my smarcasm. (But she did go with a better fitting pair of jeans, and breathed a sigh relief).
by Vivamus Rebourne May 21, 2025
Get the smarcasm mug.Sarcasm is a sentence that is opposite to the truth (which means the sentence is lying).
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
person 1: look bro i just noticed that the bug is literally DEADLY
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
Get the Sarcasm mug.The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
Get the captain sarcasm mug.by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O December 6, 2016
Get the multiple sarcasm mug.When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.
Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
Get the Pseudo-Sarcasm mug.The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.
Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.
by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024
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