shemtov

A length of toilet paper deemed appropriate to use when a woman uses the bathroom.

Can you believe Mary used three shemtovs when she did a number one! That's 3x too much!

by Scott Charmin November 3, 2022

home sweater

A sweater meant only for home wear. This may be due to it being really old or tattered, but the comfort and/or good memories prevent you from throwing it out/donating it. It is probably one of your favourite sweaters.

Sarah: Come out and help me bring in the groceries!

Ben: I can't, I'm wearing my uber-comfy, uber-ugly home sweater!

Sarah: Well change and get out here!

by Birks and Socks November 3, 2010

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

swimsuit sweater

At the beach, when a guy is shirtless and his back and chest are covered with so much hair it looks like he's wearing a sweater!!

Nice swimsuit sweater!

by Lacielovestrex April 26, 2014

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

skunk sweat

Sweating at night when the smell is indistinguishable to that of a skunk.

I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 7, 2016

Skunk Sweat

Skunk sweat occurs over night when you wake up drenched with sweat smelling not unlike a skunk

I went to spoon my girlfriend in the middle of the night only to find her back was glazed with a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 1, 2016