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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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sorostitute

A sorority girl or any high mantinence woman. Sorority girl + prostitute = sorostitute. Avoid at all costs.
by Steamy Willy August 6, 2003
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Rapid sort

The Rapid sort or Instant sort (name of hardware version) is a sorting algorithm in which data is used to address the contents of an indexed array and the contents then incremented. The counts are then read from each location in sequential order by incrementing the index and printing the index the same number of times as the content values. Sorting is therefore transparent, automatic and instantaneous.

DIM a(9999999)
'--- Beginning of first "pass" ---------
FOR I=1 TO 100
n=INT(4*RND)
a(n)=a(n)+1
NEXT I
'--- Beginning of second "pass" --------
FOR I=0 TO 9999999
DO
if a(I)>0 then PRINT I
a(I)=a(I)-1
LOOP UNTIL a(I)=0
NEXT I
END
I used the Rapid sort to put my phone numbers in numerical order.
by Patrick Eberhart June 11, 2006
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pirate shorts

about knee-high shorts usually cut from TIGHT PANTS.

worn in the "hardcore scene"
"i hate it when guys where those gay ass cutoff shorts."
"YOU MEAN PIRATE SHORTS?!"
by anomolieee September 25, 2007
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booty shorts

a really small pair of shorts that are worn by hot latino chicks and other girls that should be worn by kindergardeners.
these shorts are sexy because the girls ass is showing and she is probably wearing a thong
those shorts make me wanna jack off and cum in that girls mouth
by JeVoNeR December 9, 2003
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Sex Shorts

Shorts you slip on to have sex in. Caution: do not put these shorts with your normal shorts, as they might cross contaminate.
My sex shorts have cum stains all over them, so i dont let girls wear them when they come over.
by Joseph Sexmain April 20, 2010
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virus hack thing of some sort

This word is a very basic description, made by a very basic person, that relates to "something bad on the internet that can make your site go bye bye". In other words, this term is a very drawn out and elongated saying of the term virus.
PKT: I just also thought I'nd mention it because if your computer was doing it, like mine has done to me before .... you could fix your comp.
Suzaku: like a virus hack thing of some sort?
by Velo May 1, 2005
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