Smirk

It means Smirnoff you idiots!! When you crunk and you smashed you call it smirk!!

"I got that smirk in my system!"

by !JIMBO! April 21, 2006

smify

smify is a term for the relationship between a boy with Down's Syndrome and an ignorant girl who is a loser.

usually, the boy with Down's Syndrome will have no friends because he treats everyone like shit and only cares about the stupid girl. When he makes mistakes, to escape blame, he will push the blame on to someone else.

Harry Wang and Christa Lee of J.P. Stevens High School in Edison, NJ 08820.

Harry Wang has Down's Syndrome. You can tell by the ugly eyes and nose. He is retarded because he has a old ass Mazda Miata(girlie car).

by Harry Wiang October 17, 2004

Smirgle

A person with 1.37 testicles.

Look at the smirgle over there, I wouldn't want to be him!

by defused November 12, 2003

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 6, 2005

smilf

A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.

That asian chick is a total smilf.

by hehsmuda January 3, 2008

Smircle

A group of people in one residence at one time in Turkey. Have been known to make repeated references to the beetle clip whilst taking the Lord's name in vain and moomoocacaing long into the night. Sometimes into Tuesday morning, but never EVER into Wednesdays.

Person 1: "Let's get the Smircle together at 4131B and dex it up!"

Person 2: "Chawoot!!!"

by Naked Apology December 13, 2007

smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010