Humping shock

To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.

Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.

by MrCat132 June 3, 2014

Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

by noabbshere November 29, 2016

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are

Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.

by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009