Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

School shitter

Someone who has taken a shit at school

ARG!! The school shitter is back ''Dang I feel like taking a shit but I don't want to become a school shitter

by Arktiska April 15, 2022

Big time shitter

A big time shitter is ~ someone who shits so much that it clogs that toilet

Man.... That Jeremiah is a Big time shitter

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

High Storrs shitter

The guy who shat in front of the toilets in High Storrs School. Thanks to him you can't go to the toilet in lesson without supervision.

Are you the High Storrs shitter? Fuck you.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 17, 2022

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008