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no sex

lack of intercourse. you are virgin for a reason
virgin: I'm just getting "no sex"
by fuckingjazzawilson February 21, 2019
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sex

1.A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
"As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow"
by Lt. Ass VE Hump May 13, 2005
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Sex

The medically recognized cause of pregnancy in over 95% of women!
Sex causes pregnancy?! Oh, crap!
by JBurton31 September 11, 2010
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sex

The most linked word on this site. For example, looking up cheese, shirt, and even words like pepsi, you can find the word sex linked to these words. It's plain proof that most people that write definitions for this site are perverted.
Words related to pepsi include: coke soda cola drink pop mountain dew coca cola coca-cola shit pepper sprite beverage sex dew bitch black penis diet alcohol beer caffeine cocaine max dick fuck fanta ice cocacola gay pepsi-cola drinks diet pepsi amp loser marijuana splash cunt delicious diet pepsi max emo 2 litter quebecer 7up pleasure french canadian halo spray dr. fizzy drink pwn
by jshonizzle October 16, 2008
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sex

an art in which a man has to be more expierienced then a woman for it to be good. A male usually reaches his point of orgasm 3X faster then a woman so it takes alot of concentration and it has to be in the right position to. If sex is in the doggy style position then it is less pleasurable for the man and more for the woman(believe me fella's thats actually a good thing). In which case if the men and women are both at the same sexual level it is more likely that they will orgasm at the same time.
Sex is actually harder then you think
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 9, 2006
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The sex

Alexia is so the sex!
Death metal is the sex!
by xxxAlexiaxxx September 28, 2005
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but, sex

When your denied sex, and your so thrown off by it you forget proper grammer and exclaim, "But, Sex!"
Last night Donna told me I couldn't have butt sex, so I yelled, "But, Sex!"
by Stopher Reinhold September 29, 2006
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