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Dr. Of Common Sense 

A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.
Dr. Of Common Sense by Mr.XYZ September 16, 2014
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Picking the sense out of the nonsense 

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.
Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

One Sense Rule 

An extrapolation of the "Look, but don't touch" rule of cheating. Any isolated sensory contact with another person while in a relationship is allowed.
John tried to justify his booty grab in the club with the One Sense Rule. "Baby, I touched, but didn't look!"
One Sense Rule by OneFreeMan November 2, 2012

common sense 

an urban legend from the days of old.
y'all ever heard of common sense? oh wait it's 2019 dab on them memers lmao jk kms hahahah 😩👌
common sense by Get the fuck up February 9, 2019

Common sense 

Even if you dont have a law degree, or a background in criminal justice, common sense tells you that it's unlikely somebody will still be breathing after their airway has been restricted for over 8 minutes. If you've been on a guys neck for a long time, you dont tend to forget his airway has been restricted by a lot of your body weight for a long time, especially not when he's reminding you by saying he can't breathe. 8 minutes is not 2 or 3 minutes, enough time has passed by 8 minutes that adrenaline has stabilized some, especially with an alleged suspect in handcuffs the entire time, and other officers there to assist you in keeping the alleged suspect restrained. The question you would think a family pressing for first degree murder would ask is not whether the death was intentional (since theres not really a way to unintentionally kneel on someone's neck for 8 minutes, 2 or 3 minutes or so might be unintentional if the alleged suspect still dies), but whether any of the actions of what came before the arrest were premeditated, such as the alleged counterfeiting call and what events lead up to the arrest.
First degree murder is premeditated, that's simple enough, not all murder is first degree. Running over an animal on the road is usually an example of unintentional death, it's an accident and usually accidents happen quickly (though there are people who would run one over and claim it was an accident, most of the time it is an accident). Spending 8 minutes taking a life isn't something you usually do by mistake though, that's all common sense.
Common sense by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020

Common Sense Balloon 

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.

Trump-sense 

A biologically inherited but atrophied sense that allows some born with an average or below-average IQ and EQ to punch above their weight cognitively, by lying and scheming their way to only survive but also thrive in life, without getting caught, fined, and jailed for their unethical and immoral lifestyle.
Don has resurrected this trump-sense in him, which had enabled him to become the most powerful man in the world even for just “serving” one term in office.
Trump-sense by MathPlus November 28, 2020