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Scoop poop

Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .
Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop
by Mak memeleer July 12, 2017
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Scoop the boob

1. When someone looks amazing or really put together, especially if extra effort has been put in

2. When someone does something really well, often used as a compliment

Originates from when a girl scoops her boobs up in her bra to make them look more perky when she's trying to look extra good
Wow, you just scooped the boob with that presentation bro, nice job.

Hey girl, you really scoop the boob in that dress.
by 3648572651585 August 18, 2018
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Scoop and Sling

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away
Nick didn’t use a condom so he did the scoop and sling
by The brown taco February 21, 2019
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ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.
"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."
by billybobboy December 6, 2019
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Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.
I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.
by GaLizZy January 5, 2020
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scomo-shake

when you forcefully make someone shake your hand for the cameras
the prime minister insisted to do the scomo-shake whilst visiting bushfire victims
by fuckwit pm January 9, 2020
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Scoop

To shape your hand like a scoop and basically just to slide it under someone’s chin.
by Hentaiwaifu666 January 16, 2020
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