Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022

polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.

My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.

by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019

Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.

"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."

by Donkei June 17, 2017

lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime

Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.

by 5starSkills May 4, 2017

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.

Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.

by squeeze_box April 28, 2011