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Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.
Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."
by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011
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random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
by Amy W April 2, 2007
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[/random]

Used after saying something random to show you're finished with the randomness.
Person: I totally don't know what to wear for the dance tomorow!
Person 2: I just ate a kiwi and it was nice./random
by Jedi Master Luna July 30, 2006
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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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randomnessity

Noun:
Used to sum up anything random, odd or unusual.

Phrase:
Used to announce disgust or suprise at how random something is
Noun:
I love randomnessity

That show was a whole bunch of randomnessity

Phrase:
**Internet Explorer just randomly crashed again**
RANDOMNESSITY!
by Ashley Steel April 18, 2005
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Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.
I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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randomate

Company name for an online speed dating website.
Jim met his girlfriend while speed dating on randomate.com
by ReggieStyles April 11, 2008
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