Egyptian Protest

to throw an epic sized tantrum until you get what you want.

Billy wanted a chocolate chip cookie his mom said no so he staged an Egyptian protest for 18 days until she resigned from motherhood and then moved out of the house.

by quinzhee March 3, 2011

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Peacefully Protest

A neo-marxist phrase used to threaten your opponent or adversary.

"Don't make me come over there and peacefully protest your a$$"

by Professor guldenstein September 7, 2020

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Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

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A gentleman with a cool,even temperament who commonly has traits such as being tall, handsome, good build, broad shoulders, intimidates to wolves, clean-neat appearance and walks with an erect gait. Smaller, petite college women in cities can or will most often enough seek out these traits in a mate for their role as a 'protector' or someone that would ward off would be wolves or opportunistic predatory men. These types of men could have day jobs as Law Enforcement, Fire Department, Military or other roles women typically view as 'hero's or doing service to the community but exceptions always exist. These men might view themselves as modern day 'super hero's' and put an 'S' on their Toyota 4Runner or license plate. The ladies will often enough choose these men of valor to marry as being their perfect knight in shining armor to provide security and stability in an otherwise unpredictable world. Note: uneducated back wood rednecks do not generally serve this type of role to educated, career minded city woman.

An uneducated, shorter redneck guy goes to the city and notices a lot of smaller, cute petite ladies with tall men with them and asks, 'what is up with all these tree's hanging over these women here?' Another guy responds back that those men are their protectors because the city is a dangerous, insecure place without them.

by honestguy87110 August 11, 2009

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Pube Protector

A cotton/elastic belt that girls wear over the top of their jeans or skirts to hide their undergrowth. When worn as a 'boob tube' top it then becomes a "Boob-pube Protector".

Even with the pube protector on, Sally still had a few strays poking through.

by Zoe February 13, 2004

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