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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Prostitution

Jason: I should do prostitution.

Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge

Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany
by 36rats March 16, 2022
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prostitute salute

Well a prostitue salute is when you see a prostitute youve paid for before and ya wave at her by swinging your dick in the air.
Yo homie i seen that prostitute i had last night and i gave her the prostitute salute like a boss!
by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017
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Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.
Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.
by Sir Sage July 24, 2019
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prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
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Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!
Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
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Prostitute

One who will perform sex for money due to the fact that he/she need to get this money and stay on their grind
Abbie needs to become a prostitute because she is such a hoe
by Thug gang September 16, 2016
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