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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
mugGet the message board prostitutemug.

prostitute salute

Well a prostitue salute is when you see a prostitute youve paid for before and ya wave at her by swinging your dick in the air.
Yo homie i seen that prostitute i had last night and i gave her the prostitute salute like a boss!
by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017
mugGet the prostitute salutemug.

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.
My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.
by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020
mugGet the wormy prostitutemug.

prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.
Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.
by joeydee April 14, 2014
mugGet the prostitutablemug.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who gave birth to you
by Mr. Queso November 27, 2021
mugGet the Prostitutemug.

Gentleman's Prostitution

The act of a woman allowing the man to spend lavishly on her, without any intention of having sex unbeknownst to the guy.
Matt didn't know he was practicing gentleman's prostitution as he wined and dined Kendra.
by Logical Libra June 5, 2022
mugGet the Gentleman's Prostitutionmug.

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