Professional Peedubber

Strategic Planner

Todd Gilligan is fast becoming one of the world best Professional Peedubbers

by Todd Gilligan September 25, 2010

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.

"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"

by Marwam September 27, 2013

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014

professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar

I am going to write a professionally nasty email

by benny the jet March 18, 2014

Prepfessional

Prepfessional- the idea of carefully preplanning and executing looking your best and behaving in your most professional and impressive manner at a social work function or networking event, in order to impress co-workers, especially those in leadership and promoting positions

"Jesus Christ, check out Darren- he's so prepfessional for a company Christmas party! Do you think he took the GQ magazine with him to Marshalls and just tried to match the pictures?! The last time someone followed the boss around that closely, I heard he got a blowy in the bathroom. Darren is going to be so sad if he ruins that tie..."

by Scifly September 20, 2016

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016