pocketidit

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught

i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit

by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

Poke-slut

The pokemon also called ditto who insists on fucking every damn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.

Poke-fag: "damn it my ditto had another egg again!"

Douchemonster: "dude your ditto is a poke-slut!"

by Pokemaster563 June 16, 2011

Poke'Class

A description for a college level (or equivalent) class/lecture/lab where the class material is so boring or dry that one is forced to whip out their laptop and play Poke'mon emulators or MMO's (other games may be used in Poke'mon's place) instead of paying any attention whatsoever. Also referred to as a Lame Duck Class(es).

Verb: Poke'Class/Poke'Classing

Example 1)
Bob: "Are you ready for class bro?"
Brian: "Dammit man, that class is so freaking boring!"
Bob: "I know dude, I'm just going to Poke'Class it up."

Example 2)
Bob: *See's person sitting in front of him playing Poke'mon on their computer during class, turns to Brian* "Dude, that guy's Poke'Classing right now.

by RyuuGoukai February 4, 2013

pokebag

When a person on the facebook repeatedly pokes you and you want to call them a douche bag, but instead you call them a pokebag.

Ah! they done it again, what a stinkin' pokebag!

by The Jokeshow May 15, 2014

Pocket Pace

when a person puts his or her hands in their pockets and walks back and forth continuously usually mumbling something.

Our boss Chris L. likes to come downstairs and pocket pace.

by MagicKAT May 13, 2014

pocketing your parts

When someone puts their hands in thier pockets and pulls on their parts mainly males not as common in females.

*girl walks by*

*guy puts hands in pockets and pulls on his parts*

Jeff: did you see that fine lady?
Cody: Sure did!
Didn't she make you think about pocketing your parts?!

by PeachButt February 10, 2017

pocketing your parts

When one puts their hand in their pockets and pulls on their parts

Dude! I totally saw you pocketing your parts at the party last night

by PeachButt February 10, 2017