Poopscaping

Poopscaping is improving a turd by alternating the existing design by molding and crapping the turd.

"Are you into the poopscaping business yet John?"
"What the hell, why is my shit all fancy looking, did you hire the poopscaping team?"
"I was hired for the poopscaping project over in Turdfield!"
"I turned left on country road 106 and saw a bunch of idiots poopscaping turdfield!"

by P00-Poo P33-Pee July 13, 2017

poopschmeckel

The poop particles in the air after going poop

Pedro! I can almost taste the poopschmeckel you left in the bathroom

by Kamrynislit October 6, 2017

Poopsexy

Verb. When something is so very sexy it causes one to defecate.

I got my robe! Girl, that is poopsexy.

by Not-Chick-Fil-A June 1, 2018

Poopshibitionist

A person that doesn't flush the toilet in a public washroom after pooping, so they can show the world their work

Poopshibitionist : Johnny the pooshibitionist was so proud of the diameter and length of the loaf he pinched, he didn't flush so that the next person would be able to see the grandeur of his efforts.

by Jmanus July 18, 2018

poopishly

something done in an unfortunate, unpleasant, or poopish manner

"Ellie poopishly refused to watch forrest gump."

by gladlydisturbedbymissmayhem July 23, 2018

Poopcushion

The last pocket of air separating the poop from the anus.

Don’t fart away your poopcushion or you won’t be able to hold in your shit!

by Awayne8088 February 22, 2019

Pompus idiot

An idiot who is snobby and likes to lick idiots assholes

Yo look at tha pompus idiot.He definitely licked an idiots asshole

by Yea bro u dumb April 11, 2019