pincher

an individual who either is

1. a thief alias an alf-incher (half-incher) rhyming slang for he who half-inches (pinches, nicks, steals, palms, etc)
2. extremely avaricious. Charles Dicken's character Ebenezer Scrooge is an excellent example of a penny-pincher.
3. imbecilic ignorance and confusion with

a- German derived pincer (tweezers) often with regard to maneuver warfare known also as the double flank envelopment- famous examples: Hannibal's pincer movement at the Battle of Cannae 212, or Germany 1940 General von Kleists'Battle of France against French and Allied Expeditionary Force or the largest ever pincer movement- 1941 Axis versus Soviets at Battle of Kiev
b) pinscher (a breed of German guard dog) a dobermen pinscher, a mini pinscher

"The year was 39 and the sky was filled with lead
Hitler was invading Poland and Paddy, Holyhead.
Come all you Pincher Laddies and long distance men,
Never work for McAlpine, George Wimpey or John Laing

by SpeakProperFokkinEnglish May 30, 2021

Poacher

A young man that has his eye set on an older woman. This young man must display no fear when looking to take down the more experienced woman often referred to on the feline scale. Unlike a cougar hunter, this gentleman is open to a wide range of experiences.

Ladies look at that young man walking towards me, I think we have a poacher on our hands.

by TheCMO November 22, 2021

Ponched

ponch is a lifestyle
ponch is letting god solve your problems

ponch is living in the moment
ponch is pure living

“guys I’m baree ponched”
guys the ponch is real yoh

by _heelo_ May 22, 2022

Poachers pocket

Something that smells strongly of fish

Her fanny smelt like a poachers pocket

by Grandpa e June 17, 2022

Pincher

The Ultimate night out where everyone gets mega drunk.

Referring to Chris Pinchers drunk night out that eventually led to the collapse of the UK Govt Cabinet.

Fancy a Pincher in town tonight?

Mate, last night was a complete Pincher.

by Pandaracer999 July 6, 2022

Ponché

A super homosexual suffering from blue balls.

Jake was extra frisky tonight, he was acting like a total ponché.

by foobar98555 October 8, 2022

Poncheecho

A name to call someone when saying goodbye

Adios poncheecho

by Adiosssss February 9, 2023