The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
by julia mocos March 14, 2021
by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018
Kids that most likely aspire to be cops getting to basically role-play as cops with cops teaching them what to do. Many of the kids in these programs wear thin blue line merch.
by graduallyhealing December 24, 2019
Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014
Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!
Officer: Sir back up!
Person: Ok officer.
Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.
Person: Right away officer.
*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.
Person: Why not?
Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)
Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)
Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
Person: Ok officer.
Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.
Person: Right away officer.
*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.
Person: Why not?
Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)
Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)
Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.
by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020
The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.
by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021