patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is a very, very loyal dude, he’s one to tell your problems to or eat a Hamburger with

Damn Patrick is such a nice guy

by Hello there-Kenobi August 12, 2018

Patrick Shea

Patrick, I can’t even begin to say how kind and caring he is. He can brighten anyone’s day just at the sight of him. He can make you laugh at any moment. When you get a text from him it makes you feel like nothing can being you down.

Patrick Shea... is so kind and caring!

by Emmajane134 December 5, 2018

Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

by Krkič January 12, 2019

Patrick Leary

Someone who loves pretzels and hoagies. They also love Philly for some stupid reason.

Wow that guy is such a patrick leary

by Isis34645747486547 May 10, 2019

Patrick-San <3

An idiot who cant speil dor shit. AlLsò lkies doredez and gmod and stuydf. :)

wombat208: hi
Patrick-San <3: mornergf i eat doredez byre! .

by xXpaTRICKSTABerXx man November 26, 2019

Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he is hood even tho he from the burbs.

"Ayo patrick say he finna beat yo ass" "nigga what? that pussy ho dont want the work hahahahaha."

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020