penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

Penile Man

Penile Man in a fictional super hero created on omegle. He often flies around giving advice through omegle on many tags. His penile man shirt is Funny but he is actually a really cool guy

"Penile Man Penile Man fucking chicks as fast as he can, when he ain't fucking a ho he gives advice to those in need yo"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

Penile Leakage

When ya dick spoutin juices it shouldn't

"Man, Jeremy's got some bad Penile Leakage."

by Neanderthal Gaming August 17, 2016

peniatrum

A mix of penis, vagina and rectum, used to generally define all parts of the body that give sexual pleasure.

The man was believed to have touched several young men and women in the peniatrum

by jtdefiner December 7, 2016

penial farm

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males

Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.

by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016

peni waft

When an odor is coming out of your penis but you don't feel that it's safe to make the full sniff so you take your hand and force the odors toward your nose.

My dads penis smelled funny so I peni wafted it to see what the smell was.

by Mbenny07 January 8, 2017