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nymphluenza

A sickness where you can’t do anything but stay home and have a fuckload of sex.

The fucking flu.
Sorry I can’t make it to work today, me and my wife both have nymphluenza.
by yeals November 10, 2018
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Nymphtress

Everything you are not, minus, the totes fishy poontang, Nymptress's true worshipper's warned you about to horde her to themselves.
Nymphtress, I yearn for your loving sensual, divinely mystiq ways. I was not, will not be, and have never been worthy. You radiate and sparkle like no other. You send shivers through my body, if it weren't so cloaked in your aura I steal religiously every single minute possible to eleviate you from the bliss of your ALL POWERFUL REIKI VIBE. Hang on to me, I swear I will always tragically believe I can only disappoint you, but truly, I will only ever aim to please.
by Careoticalovicious January 10, 2019
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nymphomaniac

A person who is a maniac for the booty.
Jared sure is a nymphomaniac
by marenisthebomb.com July 10, 2019
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nymphobrainiac

Dr. Ruth is a total nymphobrainiac.
by Dr. Gary Mustard August 24, 2019
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Nympho Cock

A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
by Kurtkorv November 5, 2019
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Nymphatigan

Someone who is fundamentally innate to have sexual intercourse in order to consolidate pain whether emotional or mental.
He is a nymphatigan, being that he was sexually traumatized as a child and that is his primary coping mechanism, it’s become natural for him.
by Them.2 June 11, 2020
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nymphaloid

This is why we love you as you flutter gracefully around the nymphaloid garden
by chawiii<3 October 2, 2020
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