NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
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I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 4, 2023
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A simp is a guy/girl who literally praise the opposite sex in hopes of getting the opposite sex to take interest in them. They will go as far to defend their crush in arguments and is kind and respectful to them.
Note; They normally get rejected
A simp is a guy/girl who literally praise the opposite sex in hopes of getting the opposite sex to take interest in them. They will go as far to defend their crush in arguments and is kind and respectful to them.
Note; They normally get rejected
Guy 1: James is simping for her so bad rn
Guy 2: I am not!
Girl 1: Hi James :)
Guy 2: Omg, Megan you look great like always!
Guy 1: SIMP!
Guy 2: I am not!
Girl 1: Hi James :)
Guy 2: Omg, Megan you look great like always!
Guy 1: SIMP!
by Hoes.Before.The.Bros July 2, 2020
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