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nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking
"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"
by btezra October 24, 2002
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professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob
damn dude, your a total PN
by Snarf April 9, 2004
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noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.
by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017
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noobtard

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.
1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.
by Skudd April 29, 2004
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nooksucker

Nooksucker is an insult used by trolls, thus meaning when they troll people.
But only the really grumpy trolls.
(Like Karkat)
KK: YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ASS NOOKSUCKER THAT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT
by lovelyBeheaded October 13, 2011
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Noob

A term derived from the video game world meaning someone who who is new at a game or activity and is horrible at it but is not willing to learn and does not acknowledge the fact of such. Noobs often boast over skills they do not have and accuse the honorable player of "cheating" or "haxing" when killed or defeated. Noobs are also known for their unique form of broken English. I will elaborate below.
*Noob gets owned by sniper while running out into the open*

Noob: WTF NOOB!!! YPU HAXING NOB OMFG WTF I PWN YEU ALL!!

Experienced player: its cool dude just come back to base and switch your weapon.

Noob: STFU NOOB! IL FUKIN OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1v1 ME FAG!

Experienced player: *sigh* as you wish...

*noob gets horribly owned to oblivion*

Noob: FKU YOU NOOB YOUR MOMS A FAG!!!!!!!!
by mikuboy January 5, 2011
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Riot Shield Noob

The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.
UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!

"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-

Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-
by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009
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