Munkee

A species of animal which define our crazy world.

Ulcer Munkee, Bank Munkee

by NC June 24, 2004

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A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.

As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.

by Chips Gearhard December 22, 2010

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monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.

1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"

by Chris Clark May 13, 2005

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Munk

Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.

Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.

Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.

As a verb:

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.

The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.

I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.

As a Noun:

My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.

by GoBag November 10, 2009

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