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A species of animal which define our crazy world.
Ulcer Munkee, Bank Munkee
Munkee by NC June 24, 2004
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A name for a homosexual male that has no drive in life except to let other men fart on his face, or in his mouth. Although very strange behaviour, Munkees are an up and coming social group that must be dealt with just like the Fat.
You're a Munkee, aren't you?

NO!.... Yes... How could you tell?

I'm confusing you're breath with Monte's fart.
munkee by Munkee hunter February 4, 2010
Kind of like hot chickunz, but even HOTTER.
You're da biggest munkee in da hol waad wurrrrld.
munkee by chickunman June 14, 2003
The thing that lives in most males pants
I licked Benjis munkee. yummm
munkee by Joee August 16, 2004

munkee turd

bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja
1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...
munkee turd by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008
Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019