Morris Complex

When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you want to break up with her but cannot because you do not want to seem shallow

John, "Man my girl friend cut her hair recently, she is no longer attractive, and I want to break up with her."

Will, "Your obviously suffering from the Morris Complex"

by just CALlIng To SEe HOw You were December 14, 2008

morrisettony

Irony, viewed through the mind of Alanis Morrisette.

Man, he got a death row pardon two minutes too late. Isn't that ironic?

No, it's not fucking ironic you illiterate cunt. It's morrisettony, or, if you're not retarded, coincidence. God you're stupid.

by English-speaker September 11, 2007

Morbid Surgeon

a really cool Death Metal band from Vancouver Canada.

Guy1: DUDE?! WHAT'S THAT BAND WITH THE REALLY ENERGETIC VOCALIST WHO'S REALLY SHORT?
Guy2: MORBID SURGEON!

by METALDUDE123456 December 19, 2008

Morris kids

Located in Morris, Minnesota Morris kids are known as the “cool kids” of town. They tend to partake in dangerous activities such as riding bikes without helmets.

Shit nigga you be looking the Morris kids!

by Kabocha. November 21, 2017

Morison

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.

Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!

by Sexee April 21, 2018

morbiusly

When a person acts like Morbius.

“He’s acting so morbiusly” said Jared Leto.

by yoitsWalter April 30, 2022

Morbsexual

Sexuality where people love Dr. Michael Morbius, the main protagonist of the hit movie named “Morbius”

It is estimated that there are more than one morbilion people who are Morbsexual

I am Morbsexual and I love Morbius
Morbius our beloved 🥺😚😘🥰😍🤯
Ambatumorb! 🥴🥶🥵💦💦💦💦💦
Morbphobia = 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

by Daddynnoob June 19, 2022