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Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
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monster tard

A person who, at times, or always , has the characteristics of someone retarded.
That monster tard chased a parked car alll day long while drooling all over himself.
by Lauren R April 21, 2008
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Monster Energy addict

Monster Energy addict (adj) 1. Nick Harman 2. Someone who is completely and undeniably addicted to the Monster Energy drink
Nick Harman is a ''Monster Energy addict!
by monsterenergy July 10, 2010
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Crack-Monster

Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
The guy down the street is a crack-monster.
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Pocket Monsters

Created by Satoshi Tajiri in February 1995, this Japanese phenomenon is globally popular. Also known outside Asia as Pokémon. There are 388 species currently known as of 2005. And there are currently 8 movies, 22 Hosou specials and over 400 episodes of the Pokémon anime aired.

The Pocket Monsters Anime is widely known for its general audience in Asia. Outside of Asia it is known as a 'Cartoon' series that targets the younger viewers because 4Kids Entertainment constantly eliminates the language in the script, mainly resulting in inconclusive and lightly emotional stories.

The Pocket Monsters GameBoy Series are based on Satoshi's adventures and are mainly plans to lay out for the next season in the Anime series. The games are very complex in nature and attract many people.

Pocket Monsters, in general, has been deemed childish in many countries especially America. Due to 4Kids Entertainment's editing, Pocket Monsters is a dying fad.
Pocket Monsters is more widely known as Pokémon.
by Kitoshi April 18, 2006
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Monsterbeast

A term used to describe some one whom with their great skill has defeated you. Also popularly used to describe the plus 4 card in UNO. Monsterbeast can also be used to describe the toughness of something.
A group of friends are playing Halo. Plex you monsterbeast!
Another example is a group of friends playing Uno. Hey man you got a crazy look in your eye. Why yes I do it's because I got a monsterbeast!
by Jonathon McElwain April 1, 2007
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Tittie Monster

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.
Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?
by Ryan March 31, 2005
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