Modern Seppuku

The act of getting deployed, and being shot by a little Iraqi boy using his father's Russian assault rifle, thus making you a hero.

I don't want to hang myself, maybe i'll enlist and commit Modern Seppuku

by Walnutty November 30, 2021

Miner0914

A Minecraft sweat who doesnt touch grass

Have u seen miner0914
Yeah what a fucking sweat

by little bi person December 5, 2021

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 8, 2005

cursor miner

Cursor Miner is a electronica/dance performer who creates dancy beats with synthesized sounds.

Cursor Miner is a lot better than Daft Punk!

by dr. arp December 20, 2007

The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 19, 2012

Coal Miners Daughter

When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.

She said she'd do anything. So she gave me a flawless Coal Miners Daughter

by Rimsplitter May 30, 2017

remove miner

Much like the brownie recipes that are also trending on TikTok right now, "remove miner" and "nerf miner," which are two variations of the same idea, are both spam comments that show up on videos that have very little to do with whatever is happening in the video themselves. These movements are designed to be totally chaotic and random, which is why so many users are confused after seeing them.

*Random video on tiktok*

comments: rEmOvE mInEr

by lupiceviic March 27, 2022