minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

Minged up

staying on the slopes allllll night!

ex. 1) Yo me and my boy were all minged up last night, we couln't even eiffel tower that chick.

ex. 2) you wanna split an 8 ball and get all minged up?????

by mingmastamic October 17, 2009

under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015

xiu ming

Sweetest girl ever

Wow, you know Xiu Ming? She’s amazing

by cutie pie 26 November 15, 2017

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017