mind fuck 

When someone messes with your brain (this only works if you have one) females are usually the best at it when it comes to mind fucking a guy.

girl: im going out with someone..
guy: WHO?! WHO IS IT?! TELL ME!
girl: no
guy: PLEAASSEE!!!!
girl: hur hur hur...
guy: WHO COME OOON TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME! WHO IN HELLS NAME ARE YOU DATINNGGG
girl:well..his last name..ends with a s.
guy: O.O YOU ARE YOUR GOING OUT WITH JASON I kNEEEEWWWW ITTTT
girl:who said it was him?
guy: Jason did he told me
girl:but what if he is lying. you never know for sure. even i could by lying about dating someone..
guy:........
(now thats a mind fuck)

mind fuck by taildfox July 3, 2011

mind fucker 

"that's a chick... who digs intellectual types and super-bright guys." From the movie Serpico

You know, Leslie is a mind fucker.

mind fucker by retigrrl August 6, 2011

Mind Sexin 

leaving you with the long last impression of sex in you mind.

He was mind sexin you so you could remember him.

Mind Sexin by Sobreviviente July 27, 2009

Mind Curdling 

Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.

its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.

Mind Curdling by anonymous April 1, 2010

Mind booggling 

When mind boggling just ain't enough.

This posse cut is mind booggling!

Mind booggling by T-Lenious Monk May 3, 2011

Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.

"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"

Mind Control Media Minion by JB 1776 January 18, 2012

mind-masturbating 

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

mind-masturbating by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012