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Of Miceing and Mening

Shooting your best friend in the back of the head, like in the book Of Mice and Men.
I'm of Miceing and Mening Lenny

Gunshot

Lenny dies
by Dbagi March 19, 2009
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menninist

A menninist is an insecure man-child whose pathetic existence rests on the systemic oppression of women & claims to be a men's right activist but only mentions men's issues after a similiar women's issue has been raised(only to counter feminist arguments with little or no concern for actual men's rights).Some menninist groups are pedophiles and want rape to be legalized.They also want to abolish already established women's rights & usually congregate in spaces like reddit and still live in their mom's basement.
Henry:Are you a menninist dude?
Bob:Yes I can't get laid so I must blame it on feminism,therefore I must be a Menninst,Menninists of the world unite & show women their place.
by DrSchadenfreude November 19, 2016
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Manning Bowl Party

When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.
Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?

Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?

Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.
by StanleyTheManly82 September 13, 2013
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Meaning of existence

A deceptively easy philosophical question, and one of the two core concepts of existentialism, the other being our insignificance on the massive scale of the universe. The one answers the other: existence has no meaning. Meaning is a construct of our imaginations. It is inherently irrelevant to any philosophical discussion and should never be taken for a concrete fact. There you go. Jesus, guys, calm down now. It's not that hard.
Borb sneepington: Wow, this spaghetti is amazing! It's so good, it makes me wonder about the meaning of existence.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
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Manning

two (or more) men boning.
George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.
by nordic aryan October 23, 2020
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meaning of henry

a smart ass bitch who does what he likes and is a goofy little terd. He would taje a bullet for and one.
by poopooooland October 7, 2020
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Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.
Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.
by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011
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