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Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet
by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010
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musk melon

knight's sweaty fox tits
by hidad June 19, 2016
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Crème of Melon

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017
"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"
by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017
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melonhead

verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.
verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead
by vTBiShop September 23, 2009
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j g melon's

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.
hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo
by jg lover February 7, 2005
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melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.
by crazipaco February 6, 2009
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melon juice

Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.
1:how did last night go?

2:dude! i ran out of viagra!

1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!
by revealthesensuality April 4, 2009
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