Mash man

Mash man is the 3 meanings

1 eats mash
2 mashes his cat
3 mashes his fucking x button on his fucking ps4

Mash man is a fucking gay bastered that's deletes his game because he is a sexual
Mash man mashes his cat asshole if mash isnnot made probably

If mash man's mash is not made up to the right mashing standers he'll kill him self

If kill himself doesn't work he'll slit his wrists with potato peeler

Person 1: Duna duna duna duna mash man

Everyone else: run away from mash man before he sits on you

by Scott_fingers_cats February 12, 2022

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022

mashed out

To get knocked down or knocked out to get overpowered layed out or rolled over

That guy got mashed out in front of the store he must of stole something

by Gil Geor May 14, 2018

Mashed Smadden

A drunk game of madden, where for every touchdown scored a shot of alcohol must be taken. The game must also be set to 15 minute quarters.

Instead of going out to a party we should just play Mashed Smadden tonight.

by schmam December 4, 2010

Mash-acre

When a man or woman wants to do unforgiveable sexual acts to another member of the opposite sex.

Jim: WOW! She is hot!!!
Scott: I would hit that!
Jim: I would totally mash-acre that chit

by thejokeisyourface November 2, 2009

Gorilla Mash

The name given to the sexual act of Jizzing on your partners face (Facial). Similar to a gorilla mask but without the pubic hair

Also known as a Facial or Pulling Out

Dave: You give her a gorilla mask?

Cameron: Nah i had no hair.

Dave: So a gorilla mash.

by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

Sour Mash

When the semen used from a previous jerk session is used as the lube for following session. Derived from the definition used in the whiskey making process.

So I wanted to rub it again after I was finished but I ran out of lube. Had to use a sour mash.

by miguel123 January 5, 2014