Miles Kirby

I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss

Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”

by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

by maybeimelias March 8, 2019

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Miles Locke

A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!

by Mileslocke12 January 16, 2018

Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021