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Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!
by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011
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Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016
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matthewitis

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!
Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.
by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016
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matthew chen

/Adj./very Asian

/verb/ getting a good grade

/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn
Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen
by Asainm March 19, 2017
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Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
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Matthew gakowski

Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.
Matthew is cool

matthew is A solid guy

He's single back off butches he's mine.

Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally

Ma-th-you is the way to say it
by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018
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Matthew Crow

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020
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