life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.

"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."

by ZCartman April 22, 2008

Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.

Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.

by SSADL July 18, 2012

Letch

When someone fancies al lot of people or thinks everyones good-looking

person 1: Look at them, there fit
person 2: you letch

by wouldntyouliketoknow.com March 14, 2008

leechin

to be "stuck" on someone or something

Stephen was leechin all over Amy.

David couldn't stop leechin about the fight he saw.

by Rosette May 1, 2008

Leeching

When you put a large gauge needle in your forearm vein and pull the syringe out , leaving your vein open and a large stream of blood pouring down your arm.

You then proceed to masturbate with the blood as lubrication. You may only remove the needle after you cum.
can be done with both arms if you have a partner.

"sorry sir my son cant make class today, he was double leeching last night and lost a fair amount of blood"

by Mr Sister Fister February 5, 2015

lechell

Lechell is a gorgeous girl who is kind nice loving and ambitious when she sets her mind to something she doesn't give up she is funny and laughs a lot but is petty at times and is well known by everyone

Everyone wants to be a lechell

by Pooh.237wn January 26, 2017

UD leecher

A person who often looks through Urban dictionary (especially the new definition) in order to show everyone he/she communicates with how cool and modern is he/she by using these definitions all the time.

-Why is she speaking so strange all the time?
-Oh she's an UD leecher.

by Seeder September 5, 2007