Davy Jones' Locker

The free cups of ice water that one gets at Taco Bell.

Fuck, my iPod fell into Davy Jones' Locker!

by MJBaboon November 1, 2007

hurt locker

a casket, a small chest or box

What you wind up in in the end of a bad day would be a hurt locker.

by d62jones February 15, 2010

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.

After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

by IBPANTERA November 3, 2012

The Hurt Locker

Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.

"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"

by Henry Reacroft May 4, 2010

La Lechera

La Lechera (the milk maiden) is the gf dressed in her revealing Halloween costume going to her bf"s house trick or treating.

La Lechera in her revealing costume knocked on her bf's door Halloween night. On opening the door, he got a case of dick butterflies and he couldn't wait so she relieved him, pumping out his hot milk.

by gringo feliz October 9, 2014

Jayden Lochery

Jayden or jay dawggy dawggy dawg is the most attractive male you will ever see. He has a 12 metre cock and isn’t afraid to use it. When he unsheatheds it, you know your gonna have the time of your life. When he loses his temper the devil shivers. He also has an extremely hot friend called Dylan.

“Omg Jayden Lochery walked by me today and i got a girl boner.” “Omg same bestie he’s so hot”
“ hey beautiful” “OMG” *faints*

by Humongous Marvin 69 September 7, 2022

Lockermouth

A kiss that refuses to end. Sometimes it is wonderful. Sometimes it is annoying and gross.

"He kissed me with a lockermouth."

by CrazyJay November 22, 2010