Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Limp Rizz

Self-assured, seemingly charismatic behavior that results in zero positive attention or fornication success.

Girl: I can't stand that guy over there. Have you heard his "10 Foolproof Pickup Lines to get Females?"
Girl 2: Yeah, he has limp rizz. I don't think a single girl would actually go out with him.

by March 15, 2024

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 07, 2018

Limp dicking the clit

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021

Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp

For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp

by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013

limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard

That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot

by Ay G March 01, 2017

Limp Riccardo

When your girl (preferably a latina) rides you so hard until you go limp but won’t stop and then uses your dick as a vibrator on her afterwords.

Eli’s girl gave him a Limp Riccardo on Saturday; he’s in recovery.

by j0_p0ynter December 22, 2023