The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. A pathway in your mind that creates an illogical mindset to where you will lie unintentionally, and believe your own lies. After so many lies of this nature and years of them, you will no longer be able distinguish your own lies from other peoples as well.
Some of the symptoms of a pathological liar are: they lie to gain something, exaggerating things, they keep on changing their stories, and they live in a false sense of 'reality. ' If confronted, they act defensive and never admit that they are liars. Lastly, they hold no value for truth.
by Jackie with the good hair April 6, 2023
Get the Pathological liarmug. by v00n May 31, 2024
Get the hand liarmug. her : u don’t care about me
him : yes well now i don’t give a fuck about u
her : why r u doing this
him : because you are a liar actress go tf out
him : yes well now i don’t give a fuck about u
her : why r u doing this
him : because you are a liar actress go tf out
by chloee :) August 18, 2022
Get the liar actressmug. Someone who is so terrible they lie about the most serious of things
-being suicidal
- someone harrassing them
- blowing someone off to be with others and just lying to lie
They are the worst of the worst and do not deserve love care or happiness no matter what happens.
-being suicidal
- someone harrassing them
- blowing someone off to be with others and just lying to lie
They are the worst of the worst and do not deserve love care or happiness no matter what happens.
Man after lying for 3 years he came clean that he was never depressed and he loves being alive what a fucking liar
by Keegoni45 July 4, 2019
Get the Liarmug. by 343connor January 6, 2025
Get the liar pantsmug. 