LMAOMUTEFAIL

When a call centre staff member fails to hit the mute button on their telephone and obscenely berates the customer, inadvertantly allowing the customer to hear them.

staff member 1: Aaagghhhhh, f.f.s. this dipshit won't s.t.f.u. talking and let me fix his goddamn problem!!
customer: I heard that - who's your manager?
staff member 1: err, sorry sir.
staff member 2: LMAOMUTEFAIL

by garps October 14, 2008

lol lmao xd haha XD 😂😂😂

This is used when theres a non-funny joke but u want to give a reaction

dude1: whats McDonald's favorite game

dude2: dunno
dude1:minecraft,.... getit mc-minecraft
dude2:lol lmao xd haha XD 😂😂😂

by TheDictionary6821 November 28, 2021

Lmao

"laughing my ass off" often used in internet conversations.

omg im LMAO emma went out with smellers

by Georgia 93 January 12, 2009

lmaop

laughing my ass off pooping
or
laughing my ass of pissing

basically laughing so hard you soil yourself

(says something generically funny)

LMAOP!!!!

(smells the air) EWWWWW what smells like shart?!

by UM North Quad July 11, 2011

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off. Like lol (laugh out load) its a way of sying its funny.

knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
LMAO!

by BeanyBabe October 11, 2009

lmao

Laughing My Ass Off:
it wat lazy people type instead of a laugh on the internet
an alternative to 'lol'

PoULeT: lo shelmo!
SHELMO:lo! guess wat... im in love!!! =D
PoULeT: lmao
SHELMO: no... seriously!
PoULet: lmao!!!!
SHELMO: jk jk jk jk

by Pooooulet!! April 26, 2007

lmaop

An Internet comunity acronym for

Laughing my arse off permenantly.

Derived from lmao. It started as a spelling mistake (adding a P) and was added thenceforth.

Person 1: WTF u noob u h4x so baaadd!!!!
Server: Person 1 was kicked. Kick message: Four words, Shut. The. Fuck. Up. and hey another four. Get the fuck out!!
Person 2: LMAOP!!!!!!!1111

by Xhysa September 21, 2005