Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
by WadeWilson April 29, 2010
Get the LAMP mug.1. A habitual lier
2. one who often lies about his skating skills
3. has bad taste in women
4. often hangs out with one or more men of the Negro specie
5. always eats bagels and milk
6. thinks he has O.C.D. after watching Andrew Reynolds on epicly later'd
7. a queer
8. whole family from rio grande river
9. dad often pressure washing
10. never has food moocher
2. one who often lies about his skating skills
3. has bad taste in women
4. often hangs out with one or more men of the Negro specie
5. always eats bagels and milk
6. thinks he has O.C.D. after watching Andrew Reynolds on epicly later'd
7. a queer
8. whole family from rio grande river
9. dad often pressure washing
10. never has food moocher
What a lampo he sucks at skating !
Dude fucking lampo go pressure wash my driveway !
look at his ugly chick damn lampo.
Dude fucking lampo go pressure wash my driveway !
look at his ugly chick damn lampo.
by Pound My Vag May 28, 2008
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the girl in a pair who is a little less attractive than the other; every house party has one knock-out-of-your-league supermonster hottie that grew up in Barcelona but is here directing videos even though she’s only 21. If you go for her you will bomb. Go for the lamprey next to her and at the very least people will respect you for not being shallow. The lamphrey can be found next to her, and she is less hot.
person one: "Man, did you see Natalia? That girl is fiiiine."
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
person two: "Yeah, but you ought to go for her friend Jenny. She is the obvious lamphrey."
person one: "You know something, Dick? You are totally right. I am going to hit on the lamprey right now!"
by amandaluna May 26, 2006
Get the lamphrey mug.verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
by Geitfaust August 2, 2008
Get the Lamp mug.A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.
So what happened at the party?
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL
OMG! she is such a lamp bender...
by ??? =P November 26, 2005
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