Jonkish

Jonkish, is a person who lives in sweden and goes around molesting people near him. His favorite move is to take his fingers and stick them up people's assholes.

I ran into Jonkish earlier today.
- oh! Are you feeling?
My butt hurts...

by G3mer0bo January 13, 2023

Jonoism

The practice of worshipping Jono, as he is stronger, better & smarter than everyone.

Are you a fellow Jonoism follower?

Yes I am, Jono is the best ever!

by HyperJono February 22, 2023

Jonky

Jonky stands for a caffeine enthusiast/addict.

That is her second espresso, man, that's Jonky!

by PapaDaeDdy March 8, 2023

Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.

Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!

by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023

jononess

when one is infected by one whom they call jono.

help! i’m suffering from jononess!

by neubabe March 27, 2023

Jono Rizz

Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.

Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!

by SuperYeetCat May 19, 2023

Jocko taco

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023