Johnny Depp 

bestsest actor ever and the hottest guy in the eternity of space

johnny depp made that movie good

Johnny Depp by rhiannon February 5, 2005

johnny law 

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

johnny law by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

johnny rods 

A device that holds a woman's legs up & apart when being examined by a gynecologist.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax and place her legs on the Johnny Rods.

johnny rods by 94Springer July 30, 2007

johnny come straightly 

When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.

"She's dating a dude now? She's been full-time homo since she was 12. What kind of johnny come straightly shit is this?"

johnny come straightly by Shawna M. May 19, 2008

johnny konway 

a hot white bearded musician covered in tattoos

'Dayum, let me get some of that Johnny Konway to go'

johnny konway by Lucky Brockton March 14, 2014

johnny rods 

A device used by a gynecologist for examining patients.

Dr.Bush instructed Ms.Cherry to relax & place her legs upon the johnny rods.

johnny rods by Springer94 August 2, 2007

Johnny Sasaki 

A euphemism meaning to have diarrhea, explosive or non-explosive, and/or chronic digestive problems. Can be used as a noun or a verb. Originated from the Metal Gear videogame series from Johnny Sasaki, a luckless soldier with chronic digestive problems.

As a noun- Dude, I ate some rancid beans and had Johnny Sasaki all night.

As a verb- Not cool, man! You Johnny Sasaki'd all over my couch!

Johnny Sasaki by Count Zurich June 20, 2008