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Penis Jeans

Extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the penis area for guys. Usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. Worn on Thursdays at High Schools in Washington for a joke holiday called "Penis Jeans Thursday" Only guys can wear penis jeans, and usually they are only worn on Thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like Nick Wax.
Really tight jeans from Abercrombie or Old Vintage tight crappy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"
by Carso September 29, 2008
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Ups and Jeans

Trendy un-cool guys out on the town who don't know how to dress well, so they wear an untucked button-up shirt, with jeans. Usually designer button-up shirts, and designer jeans just to "Dress it up." As in, wearing button-up shirts ALWAYS UNTUCKED, with Jeans.
What the hell are we doing in this bar? It's filled with Ups and Jeans! Ugghh.
by David (GammaRay27) June 5, 2007
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Ripped Jeans

"A massive hit from the 1980's - early 90's, this type of jeans slowly seemingly to come back into the modern fashion statement of the latest decade along with the '1980's return' retro craze. - Alternatively today in the modern world of fashion, casually worn by many celebrities, & 'people who can pull them off' relying on the additional clothing. they generally can either look 'REALLY GOOD', OR 'REALLY BAD'. A pair of pre-torn jeans can be bought varying from almost any price range, some extending to far beyond the average purchase price. For instance, a normal pair of Gucci jeans that had been distressed, ripped and covered with African beads, when they debuted in October 1998 in Milan, were priced at $3,134.

You will notice that Good designer brands such as Diesel, G-star, Replay, Vivienne Westwood etc. all include into some of their range a slight tattered pre-torn/pre-ripped effect usually found amongst the higher paid jeans for their brands but can vary.
old school "Ripped Jeans" - An 80's swag jeans, a top casual style of jean within fashion (but if over-done with the wrong clothing will look terrible or if self-torn you're a joker for even walking out the front door).
by DontCATtheSWAG. June 28, 2013
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skinny jeans

1. Pants that no one can wear but try to anyhow, generally failing in the attempt.

2. Unbelievably small pants that emo/scene guys wear, making hundreds of girls drool and love them. Irrationally.
Girl #1: Oh my god, did you see that totally hot emo guy?

Girl #2: OMFG YES. Did you see? He was wearing skinny jeans!

Girl #1: He's sooo cute!!!
by Billy Spastic February 22, 2009
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Skinny Jeans

A person who wears skinny jeans, nose pierced, and ears gauged. Usually questionably homosexual. The popular apparel for this type is; tight leather jackets (probably made for women), crooked flat-billed hats, chucks, and don't forget the skinny jeans! There is only one type of haircut for this type, and that is, of course, a douchy one.

Let's not forget this type's inability to handle liquor, and their knack for puking over 3rd story balconies onto poor unsuspecting bi-standards.

These people are commonly mistaken for vampires, and may look as if they escaped from the Twilight set.
Haha, look at that Skinny Jeans puking on that slut.

Hey, this Skinny Jeans is passed out... Let's fuck him up.

That Skinny Jeans is a sub par paintball player.
by AaronCarterFan69 January 14, 2011
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Colored Skinny Jeans

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.
Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!
by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009
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JenaAnd

The Girl Bestfriend Of Mitchell Davis, Often Introduces Herself As First "JenaAnd" Then "Otter".
Very Pretty ^-^
Dude Did You See Mitchell`s "Just shooting"?
That JenaAnd Is Beautiful!
by llio13 October 26, 2010
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